BenaV's Beer Cellar

Benavidez: vina, did I tell you about my beer cellar?
me: You have a beer cellar?
Benavidez: Yeah, it's a plastic bin lined with a picnic blanket and a thermometer.
me: (barely contained laughter)
Benavidez: I have a beer log and everything - a sticky note with a list of beer names.

beer cellar of sad.