Brett: (facebook status) Bagels in the breakroom, bitches!
me: Not only do I enjoy bagels, I adore alliteration.
Brett: You were really supposed to continue with the alliteration. Big booty black bitches!
me: I'm not as crass as you, my darling.
Brett: V'm vayyyyy vore vrass vhan Vina!

Brett: Hey you. How was Neds?
me: Lord. I was hit on left and right.
Brett: Haha, high five!!!
me: No, no. This was Centreville. It was plaid but not in the good way.

[Dubai 1, Virginia 0]
Stephanie: I just talked to Larry and I was like "it's so hot over here right now"
and he's says "oh that sucks! it's not too bad today over here...it's about 100."
I'm like "Oh nevermind."

[Rainman did it and he was a retard]
Ginnie: boys can be so stupid.
Brett: i know man we are ratards.

"Street tar and summer, they play a trick on your soul"

Black like me | Spoon

It took me awhile but I finally edited & uploaded the footage from the Ketchup with you soon! picnic. Si.

me: Have you ever played golf?
brett: Yeah.
me: Is it fun?
brett: No.
brett: It's so frustrating..chasing some goddamn ball. It's like a long sad walk.

[after a photog job]
brett: Man, I have $250 in cash now. I wish it was all in singles so we could make it rain in here.

Just don't take your hat off

Me: You should have a costume (for Halloween).
Me: I'm going to be Charlie Chaplin.
Brett: hmmm
Brett: wasn't that what that girl did on The Office
Brett: but no one else dressed up
Brett: so she took her hat off and everyone thought she was Hitler
Brett: just don't take your hat off.

oh, b.

Me: What's for dinner?
Brett: hahah I had some pasta.
Me: What was on the pasta?
Brett: Just sauce.
Me: yeah.
Me: You're not much a foodie are you.
Brett: yeah not really.