me: Well, I need to head out; I've got to go to Target. 

Jeffrey: You're going to Target? 

me: Yeah, you need something? 

Jeffrey: ...well, Petsmart. 

me: I'm not buying rabbit food for you!

Jeffrey: Hay! It's hay! And I closed Sunday and opened Monday - I didn't have time! You want me to tell my rabbit like, “sorry you have no hay, vina wouldn't go to Petsmart and buy some.”

me: Ok, I'm leaving now.

Jeffrey: I was getting a massage once, and they asked me, “do you have a problem with a male masseur?” I was like, “no? You can give me two guys, I don't care.”