Eric: You going to H Street Festival?
me: No. You?
Eric: Gurl, I don't do festivals in up and coming areas.
me: Why did you ask me then, weirdo.
Eric: Because hipster haven lol.
me: Oh. Speaking of, I'm not going because I'm going to a Bon Iver show.
Eric: No comment.

[driving around DC]
me: oooh! I like that lady's spring dress!
Eric: When are you going to bust out your spring dresses?
me: I was wearing spring dresses in winter.
Justin: Please, all she owns are spring dresses.