I mean, kale is great and all but...

me: Sean! How was your Thanksgiving?
Sean S.: It was ok. I didn't cook or anything.
me: What. What did you eat?
Sean S.: kale.
me: .....how did you cook it?
Sean S.: I steamed it.

“Take a little trip, hater pack up yo' mind. Look forward not behind, then you'll see what you find.”

The Whole World | Outkast

me: I don't care what you say, Twitter is fantastic. 

Sean S.:  Twitter is bitter. 

Hater.