lemonade lists

Tourist man to tourist wife: Look at that sign: "No honking, $350 fine."
Sane-looking New Yorker: It's unreal, isn't it, how the government continues to discriminate against geese? No justice, no peace.

--5th Ave & 13th St

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I've probably had this conversation before, hopefully with not as many "likes": 

Girl #1: Oh my god! I love, like, a good avocado. Like a really flavorful, ripe, good avocado. When they're, like, really good for you.
Girl #2: Yeah, and olives.
Girl #1: Oh my god. Olives.


via overheard in new york