But if we had it my way, I'd serve you flame-broiled love this Valentine's Day.

It wouldn't be Valentine's Day without it.

'cause I'm so gourmet that my caesar salads need a 401k or a higher salary.

Side note: everyone will be receiving their valentine's day cards late this year. Sorry. Hey, remember that time I paid extra for 3-day shipping and then there was a blizzard and packages were postponed anyway? fail.