I am excited about:

- belated National Pancake Day dinner tomorrow!
- Black Sheep and Blue Goat on Friday! Oh, it is ON.
- Now Sleepyhead in one week! 
- Poliça in twenty-four days!
- La & Tony's wedding in thirty-one days! 
- Madonnarama in April!
- M. Ward in May! 

Music and food! Music and food!
Oh, and a wedding but you know what they will have?
Music and food!

You can have a sandwich or you can get things done. You can't have both.

Michael Otley's Gchat status: Hunger is the worst distractor.

me: Hunger is the worst distractor. Good luck if you're trying to be productive.

Otley: Haha, yes I'm taking a summer class, but every moment I just want to eat another sandwich instead of work on projects. Ahhh! Thanks!

me: Michael Otley, sandwiches are the perfect thing to eat while you work on projects!

Otley: Haha, yes! But I'm so easily distracted!

me: Ah well, if you eat then you will no longer be distracted by your hunger. Ergo, your productivity can only benefit from a sandwich.

Otley: Seems simple enough, but if I allow myself to do that I'll make a continuous supply of sandwiches and by the end of the day I won't have any work done or any bread, but I'll be bloated for sure. Ha.

me: A day full of sandwiches? How is that wrong? Ok, I GUESS I see your point about the bread, bloating, and unfinished work.

Ah, Kelis-Kitty humor

Side note, this is the 1,100th post on Lemonade Lists. Hooray!

“Every bone in my body, broken one time or two.”

Four Provinces | The Walkmen

 [via Facebook comment]
Michael: Happy Birthday Vina!
me: Michael, thanks! How about for my birthday you try not to injure yourself anymore, yeah? Broken bones left and right!
Michael: I am a very delicate flower.

Each one of those is a separate link, kids. ER probably knows him by name.

Hah! I forgot about this one.  Linked by the man himself.