I was told there would be cake.

Overachieving phones, onion dip breakfasts, and my chefs being served up as eye candy for the lonely hearts

I couldn't resist, not after that blog title. I once woke up humming this song. Da best. 

AVT's circle formation

Oh, Facebooks.

Cat gifs, food porn, mil spouses, and me

oh, the facebooks.

Boek from the block

I like it when my cover and profile photos match.

I would have more photos if I had thought of it sooner. Ah, well.

going ham

It's important to teach them while they're young.

L.E.X.I.E. and The Knocks

a. my reaction.
b. I kind of just revealed her plot to steal this lamp but no worries, Lex - I will totally be your lookout.
c. I see what you did there with the title, vina.

Calling out the summer-lovin' bros.

Um. Mom?

outrageous oatmeal

This is how I make friends.

I didn't even know that was possible.

Maybe that's why they make grad school deadlines so close to Christmas.