this guy knows my life.

This is shit. Gah. This is better. Oh yeah baby. This is great. I’m great. Arggh this is really shit. I am shit. ~Designer
— Mark Collins (@pixxel) January 9, 2014

It's important to teach them while they're young.

Design humor humors me.

via xkcd

welcome to my life!

Peter: I had to do tests whether to make it a unified block or have the letters have uniform spacing. I don't know what call it.
me: kerning
Peter: yeah. Christ, it took way longer than I thought. Respect for your profession. The whole time i was like THREE FUCKING WORDS

You told Harpo to redraw me!

Stephanie: Sometimes when I'm reading notes in orders and they make a bad design choice, I'm all Oprah in The Color Purple, "LIKE I SAID...FIIIINE...WIT MEEEE"
Stephanie: "Celie, I'se PMS matched now!"