I'm trying to have my summer look like this, for reals.

Photo via Instagram, taken yesterday at Olivier's house with all the Colombians.

welcome to my life!

Peter: I had to do tests whether to make it a unified block or have the letters have uniform spacing. I don't know what call it.
me: kerning
Peter: yeah. Christ, it took way longer than I thought. Respect for your profession. The whole time i was like THREE FUCKING WORDS

What's in a name?

Peter: Would you ever change your name?

me: uh, no. I would have to create all new blogs. Would take me forever. Come on.

Peter: hahahhaah, the blogger formerly known as vina.

Peter: but you've got a cool  name. I've never been satisfied with Peter. My brother named me after a Ghostbuster.

Peter: I think I'd make a good DeAndre or Malik. Malik Lee, awwwww shit can't wait to have a kid. 

me: That sounds like Christmas in Hawaii. Mele Kalikimaka. 

People say we monkey around!

Peter: Dude i want a pet. I want pets. I want a squad of monkeys who will only answer to me to do my bidding.

me: What kind of Wicked Witch of the West shit is that?

Peter: and wreak havoc according to every petty whim that crosses my mind. I want them to sling poop at girls who reject me whether its because no, they dont have any pencils I can borrow or no, they will not dance with me just because i dont have pants on. Everyone will be shitfaced.

me: Damn, Peter Lee. That doesn't sound bitter at all.

Peter: Admit it, vina. You'd love to have a monkey squad. Think of having your id incarnated in 8 hellaciously strong and agile shit-machines.

me: You right, you right. Also, I'm going to train them to sing The Monkees. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees! People say we monkey around!

[Tuesday. Hip hop culture starts at 1030]
me: (1045) Peter Lee, where you is.
Peter Lee: extended spring break homie
me: mmhmm.

[Thursday. Hip hop culture starts at 1030]
Peter Lee: (1042) Where u at man
me: delayed extended spring break homie
Peter Lee: Mmmmmhmmmm
me: Hey! Ju can do, I can't do? Not fair!
Peter Lee: Hey I didn't say that, I just said mmhmm
me: mmhmm.

Accents and knife fights

Peter Lee: I met these two girls in Korea with Australian accents. Me and my friend were ready to get in a knife fight over the single one.

me: Shut the front door, over an Australian Korean? She was that cute?

Peter Lee: Nah, it was just the Aussie accent. You don't dig dudes with accents?

me: Fuck yeah I do. I don't come to blows with my friends over them.

Peter Lee: So we both dug the same dude, then you'll bow out gracefully? We won't have to engage in the customary 12-round boxing match?

me: I guess it depends on the dude. I'll fuck your shit up, Peter Lee, if you try to steals my man.

Peter Lee: Watch yo back, V. Not making a threat, just saying. Shit might grow a knife in there some day

me: Psh.

Peter Lee: Fuck. I just realized if you get found with a knife in your back and fb digs up this convo, I'm fucked.

Hangin' with da boyz