Showing posts with label food humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food humor. Show all posts

Thursday, November 1, 2012

We hungry, yo!

David: Where my shrimp cocktail, bitch?
Chef Cathal: You're going to wait an hour, bitch!
David: Dat some bullshit!

Sunday, April 29, 2012

stewing about stew

me: I don't know if I've ever seen you super cranky. I don't think I want to.

Newdorf: Yeah, it's a bad sight, especially if I'm hungry and tired. I'm like the Hulk.

me: Oh, I know what you mean about the hangry. I become really quiet when I'm hangry. I basically stop talking and making stupid observations and I sit there and stew about how much I want stew. Hahhhhh, food humor!

Newdorf: oh girl.