This girl.

Newdorf: Match.com keeps emailing me. I keep telling them that they sell lies.

This girl.

Newdorf: I went shooting yesterday! I shot all kinds of guns, one was big and had to go against my shoulder - now my shoulder hurts today! I felt like such a Republican. 

stewing about stew

me: I don't know if I've ever seen you super cranky. I don't think I want to.

Newdorf: Yeah, it's a bad sight, especially if I'm hungry and tired. I'm like the Hulk.

me: Oh, I know what you mean about the hangry. I become really quiet when I'm hangry. I basically stop talking and making stupid observations and I sit there and stew about how much I want stew. Hahhhhh, food humor!

Newdorf: oh girl.