vinstagram: dinosaur baby snatcher, stickers, and spoon doodles

I asked Caleb for a spoon doodle. He did not disappoint. 

Restaurant Eve family reunion! 

 Velvet Lounge on U Street. Man, I love stickers.

Chromeo at Sweetlife Festival. Totally worth all the teenyboppers, clusterfucks, and contact highs. 

Dinosaur baby snatcher!!

Jamaican me crazy!

Craig: Will you have dinner with us at Los Tios?

then

Craig: Will you come to Jamaica and shoot our wedding?

Eeeeeeee, I'm going to Jamaica in April!! 

then

me: I'm going to Jamaica!
Justin: I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but...I kinda hate you. In the most loving way, of course.

me: I guess I should renew my passport.
Collins: Haha, lasagna...Lasagna = maaaybe.

me: Chef, may I have two days off in April so I can attend Craig's wedding?
Chef Armstrong: No, because you have to expedite at Eve for me.

Mark: I wanted to send you a video of Oprah giving away trips like a madwoman, but I found this. It is way better.