He's going to be a good dad.

me: Stephen said that he hasn't gotten any sleep since they brought the baby home. Welcome to parenthood!
Mark: Babies love whiskey.

Jamaican me crazy!

Craig: Will you have dinner with us at Los Tios?

then

Craig: Will you come to Jamaica and shoot our wedding?

Eeeeeeee, I'm going to Jamaica in April!! 

then

me: I'm going to Jamaica!
Justin: I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but...I kinda hate you. In the most loving way, of course.

me: I guess I should renew my passport.
Collins: Haha, lasagna...Lasagna = maaaybe.

me: Chef, may I have two days off in April so I can attend Craig's wedding?
Chef Armstrong: No, because you have to expedite at Eve for me.

Mark: I wanted to send you a video of Oprah giving away trips like a madwoman, but I found this. It is way better.

Cake hog

me: (link to autumn cake on Society Fair's eStore)
Mark Levy: I'm going to order that. and I am going to tell everyone that I am bringing it as dessert for a dinner party. but I wont. It will be all for me.

(I can't judge, I just blogged about doing unspeakable things with that buttercream.)

Breakfast of sad champions.

me: We're good for meeting next Friday.
Mark: What time? Can I get there in time for breakfast sandwiches?
me: Yes. Oh man, I haven't had one of those in ages.
Mark: Uh, that's silly. I think if our lives were switched I would eat that every day.
Mark: If our lives were switched then what would I be eating for breakfast?
Mark: Tears...and ketchup.

Mark: My parents are going to Restaurant Eve soon. Can you just give them a lettuce leaf on a plate? Or just write “AppChamps” in chocolate on a plate?

can't sleep? design logos.

for mark and jason. 

[on watermarks for the store]

Mark: There is a way to add some information to the image, right? I think you can add authorship directly in the jpeg - is that something you do? Might be something done automatically by your awesome camera.

me: Yessir, you can add author information directly into the EXIF data. Damn near blew my mind when I read the manual.

Mark:

Rolling in the Pandora deep

Mark: There are stations on Pandora?! Like, not Mark Levy Adele stations?