Well OK Honey

yes.

NYE: the dinner

Hey Meekus, remember that time I forgot the Fitz tickets? Yeah...

[via text, fifteen minutes away from home]
me: shittttt, I forgot the madeleines!!!
Justin: At least you aren't halfway to Richmond.

Tumblr is helpful.

So bright... so beautiful... ah, Precious.

[via text last night, figuring out dinner plans]
me: well I'll be meeting up with Meekus in Reston after so probably see you 7/8ish
Justin: Oh, we forgot you were going to Reston.
me: did you just refer to yourself as “we” like Sméagol?
Justin: yes, precious.

New Year's Eve dinner

[via text]

me: ok, this is what I'm making tonight: fresh corn madeleines with Greek yogurt, whole wheat rotini with kale and artichoke hearts, baby spinach salad with simple vinaigrette, apple crumble, and that Moscato.

Justin: Good lord. Someone needs to marry you.

hahahahha!!

Justin, prepare to be wined and dined.

me: (on the phone, packing all the things for my super special NYE dinner with my gay bff) I'm making it fancy, there are tablecloths and shiny napkins involved.
Bates: You need candles.
me: oh gurl, I know. I'm going to seduce the shit out that boy.
Bates: Bahahah! I'm going to quote it.
me: Good, because I'm going to blog it.

Happy New Year's Eve!

image via pinkrobotboogaloo

Why is this Nivea so foamy?

Dad: (from bathroom) I've lost my mind.
me: what?
Dad: I thought about shaving, and then I thought about facial cream, and then I put shaving cream all over my face.
me: ....what?
Dad: I thought about shaving, and then I thought about putting on moisturizer, and then I put shaving cream on my face like it was facial cream. (comes out of the bathroom with shaving cream all over his face and starts laughing)