SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

aw, nuts.

me: oh what the fuck, there are walnuts in this cake!

Lisa: What's banana bread/cake without walnuts? Bah!

me: GOOD BANANA BREAD! I don't like walnuts in my banana bread because it's like soft soft soft ow wtf.

(aside from the impending broken tooth, this banana cake with whipped chocolate frosting is on point)

be strong, saith my heart

Yathrib, one of the strongest people I know, is starting her first round of chemo today. 

Thribs, you got this. 

illustration by Stephanie

to be not sinister in purpose and to never be unkind

I will always see Jena Malone as the bratty girl who kissed that male model with the long hair in Stepmom (6:19). 

Word to the wise: don't Youtube search words like stepmom, kiss, and scene unless you want dirty time things and don't watch Stepmom clips before bed unless you're ok with crying a little bit and have something happy to watch afterward. 

Side note, this is how it went at Starbucks today:
hey this song sounds like Paul Simon.
I'm going to Shazam it.
Hey, the guy's name is Harper Simon.
I'm going to Wiki him.
Hey, he's Paul Simon's son!

(the information age makes me both happy and sad.)

She knows me so well

Sofia: Today when I walked outside and saw people walking bare-legged I thought, "I bet vina isn't wearing leggings today." then I thought, "I sound like a creep."

I tried to talk my sister into buying this dress.
No dice, though I did convince her to buy a cute ladies trench coat.
She talked me into buying black flats about five minutes later.
It's a vicious cycle.

:)

Meekus: (via Tumblr) 15% of the 122 blogs I follow is the same person.
me: hahahah oh no, is it me?
Meekus: Yes ma'am.

The vegetable mist always startles me

Just call on me and I'll send it along with love, from me to you.