Friday, March 22, 2013

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

BenaV's Beer Cellar

Benavidez: vina, did I tell you about my beer cellar?
me: You have a beer cellar?
Benavidez: Yeah, it's a plastic bin lined with a picnic blanket and a thermometer.
me: (barely contained laughter)
Benavidez: I have a beer log and everything - a sticky note with a list of beer names.

beer cellar of sad.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Fools Rush In over butter

She & Him and Camera Obscura in July with Steph & Q!
Steph is going to bring me homemade butter.
Heck yes, I'm all about that She & Him butter life.
She once gave me a slab of honey butter. It basically lived next to my computer and I put it on everything.
Ok, ok, not everything, but it was too delicious for me to have to transport it back and forth from the fridge, not to mention wait for it to come to spreadable temp. Shoot.
What was I talking about again?
Ah yes, She & Him on July 11th.
You should be there, because we will be there.
Last July 11th, Stephanie and I went to RVA to see Mavis Staples and Andrew Bird.
New tradition in the making? I think yes!

Thursday, March 14, 2013


oh look, my life is over.
ok, that is melodramatic.
Whatever, I love Google Reader and I am legitimately upset about this.
Are there petitions I can sign? Tell me there are petitions.
The organization!


Tuesday, March 12, 2013

me: Chef, can you stop singing? I'm trying to Shazam this Schubert.
Chef Dan: Yo, Dan Fisher keeps it real.

This has been on my desktop for about two months now. I don't even, I mean, wtf, this is too good. Baby monkeys makin' me want to buy all the things on Fab. Shoot. 

Theo Huxtable is one smooth mofo.

Saturday, March 2, 2013


sqrlz: (on the abbreviation for barback): If I were ever in the porn business, I would use BRBK for bareback. 
me: That wouldn't be bareback. That would be, “be right back, k?”