me: Oh look, some penis guy added me as a contact on Flickr. Ew, I don't want to see your penis! Can I block him?
Pa: You can cockblock him. Bahahahahah.
Pa: Capitalize the "me" (above).
me: Oh, I never capitalize my own name.
Pa: I'VE NOTICED THIS! It annoys me. Why, do you feel you're not important enough? 'Cause you are.