me: so the Teej is all obsessed with zombies, right, and Fábio is as well, and, in their everlasting bromance for each other, they both wrote out their zombie apocalypse plans and how they're going to get to each other when the virus hits. Did either one of them stop to pick me up? No. So I'm going to write my own about food and how I'll probably die since I don't know shit about what to do during the zombie apocalypse.
Stephanie: oh i'm just going to run brains first into a zombie's mouth. Get it over with.