- Get off your damn phone!
- Your dog is cute!
- Your blinker is on!
- You tailing me is only going to make me go slower and give you the stink eye. I may even pull a Stephanie and point at you in the rear view mirror (works like a charm).
- Oh, hello.
- You do not need to slow down if you see someone getting pulled over!
- You better hope that ladder, yard trash, big-ass ugly couch, or pointy looking object doesn't fall off the bed of your truck and hit me.
- Can I get my face back? Damn.
- I'm just automatically going to assume that you are an unsavory character if one of your headlights is out and you are following too closely.
- What are you eating? Oooh! Where did you get that?
- You go! You sing that song!
- I hope you stab your eye out with that damn eyeliner.
- Don't look at me like I'm nuts because I'm laughing by myself! Your bumper sticker is funny!
- Bitch! This is a one way street!
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Things I wish I can say to other drivers but usually end up saying them to myself aka Look At That Crazy Bitch Talking To Herself.
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hahaha, <3 this
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