[no one calls me that]
Sohe: I'm the bizarro vina.
Sohe: I have almost no social media now so I'm the bizarro you bc you have 23874320943 accounts to manage.
me: ohhh, you're the anti-me, like I'm David Dunn and you're Elijah Price.
me: Unbreakable. Ok then, so I'm Superman and you're Lex Luthor.
Sohe: Wait, why am I the bad one?
Update: Chef has just been nominated for a James Beard award (Awwyess, that's my chef!) and, since I set up his Twitter account, my phone has been going mad with notifications.
Jennie: Should I text him? Do you think he knows?
me: Trust me, he knows. My phone has been blowing up, so that means his phone has been blowing up.