About the Super Bowl...

me: Hey Pa, who's playing in the Super Bowl today?
Pa: The Packers and the Steelers.

[two minutes later]
me: so who do you want to win the Super Bowl?
Meekus: I don't give a fuck. Who's playing?
me: Packers and Steelers.
Meekus: Steelers. I like their uniforms better and they sound like they are from the wrong side of town.

In all honesty, I go to Super Bowl parties for the food. I know jack shit about le football américain.