me: If I don't text you in half an hour, you have to blow up my phone.
Meekus: Why?
me: I'm so tired but I have so much to do so I'm going to shut my eyes for a bit. I don't trust Pa to wake me since she's half asleep herself
Meekus: Alright, timer set
me: aaaaaaand go
Meekus: [10:53] WAKE THE FUCK UUUUUUPPP
Meekus: [10:54] AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Meekus: [10:55] PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
Meekus: [10:57] HE KILLED YO PARENTS!
me: [10:59] five more min
Meekus: [11:04] WAKE THE FUCK UUUUUUPPP
Meekus: [11:05] BODY MASSAGE MACHINE! GO!
me: [11:06] what the flip are you talking about, crazy
Meekus: [11:07] HIDE Yo KIDS HIDE YO WIFE
a. I learned that evening naps are not impossible.
b. G.I. Joe texts make no damn sense when you are sleepy.
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