[meanwhile at Society Fair..]
Binh: Hey, vina. I'm here to try the banh mi sandwich!
me: Oh, cool!
Binh: Yeah, but I have something to say to you: the menu says bahn mi. It's [proper Vietnamese pronunciation] banh me. The H is on the end, like my name!
me: mmm, I didn't write that menu, Binh.
Binh: I even looked it up! I thought, I don't speak Vietnamese, OH WAIT yeah I do! It should be banh!!