Tourist man to tourist wife: Look at that sign: "No honking, $350 fine."
Sane-looking New Yorker:
It's unreal, isn't it, how the government continues to discriminate
against geese? No justice, no peace.
--5th Ave &
I've probably had this conversation before, hopefully with not as many "likes":
Girl #1: Oh my god! I love, like, a good avocado.
Like a really flavorful, ripe, good avocado. When they're, like, really
good for you.
Girl #2: Yeah, and olives.
#1: Oh my god. Olives.
via overheard in new york