[text]
Aaron: I'm fucking pissed. My Hollandaise ended up fucked up.
[the following phone call]
me: You can fix it, you know. Just beat the broken sauce with an egg yolk that's been mixed with two tablespoons of cold water.
Aaron:
Oh, well this was awhile ago. I was so fucking pissed. Someone came
over and was like "Are those scrambled eggs?" and I was like, "No! You
fucking asshole! It's Hollandaise!!"
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