me: (on the phone, packing all the things for my super special NYE dinner with my gay bff) I'm making it fancy, there are tablecloths and shiny napkins involved.
Bates: You need candles.
me: oh gurl, I know. I'm going to seduce the shit out that boy.
Bates: Bahahah! I'm going to quote it.
me: Good, because I'm going to blog it.