Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Mark Levy: I just found a hard candy and $10 in my jacket pocket! What a day!
me: What kind?
Mark Levy: Watermelon.
me: Jolly Rancher?
Mark Levy: No, the one that looks like a watermelon.
me: Time out, there's a candy that looks like watermelon?
Mark Levy: Uh, yeah, duh, it's available in grandparent's house.
me: These? I always thought they were strawberries. Clearly they look like strawberries.
Mark Levy: ...holy shit. Everything I know is a lie.

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