lemonade lists

“Every bone in my body, broken one time or two.”

Four Provinces | The Walkmen

 [via Facebook comment]
Michael: Happy Birthday Vina!
me: Michael, thanks! How about for my birthday you try not to injure yourself anymore, yeah? Broken bones left and right!
Michael: I am a very delicate flower.

Each one of those is a separate link, kids. ER probably knows him by name.

Hah! I forgot about this one.  Linked by the man himself.