Turner: I am, actually. I'm just going downstairs for some coffee...and cigarettes. Yeah, such a healthy breakfast, I know.
me: Yikes, do you want an apple?
Turner: (pause aka “Yes, I want an apple.”) Ah, man. No, that's ok, I don't want to take your apple!
me: No, it's ok! I have an extra.
Turner: Really?? Ok! I'll take an apple! Granny Smith too? Thanks!
I really didn't have an extra apple but I can't stand the thought of someone having coffee and cigarettes for breakfast. Abomination.
Shoot. Now I wish I had another apple. It looked to be some crunchy goodness.
Shoot. Now I wish I had another apple. It looked to be some crunchy goodness.
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