Bobby: I still got it. I just, I dunno, I was getting sick and tired
of being one of the 500 million dudes in the ‘burg who plays the fucking
guitar. I mean, have you ever noticed that? Like, every guy in this
whole God-forsaken neighborhood plays the six-string. I was talking to
this girl at Larry Lawrence last night, and she was telling me how
girls, like, judge dudes based on what instrument they play.
Michael: Seriously? Like, how?
Bobby: Well, apparently drummers are like fucking spazzes — ADD as
hell — keyboard players are just freaking Kryptonite, bassists are
mysterious and shit, and lead singers slash guitarists are preening,
narcissistic assholes. So… you know… I don’t wanna be a spaz or an
untouchable or be perceived as some kind of asshole. It would be cool to
be mysterious, but — let’s face it — no one gives a shit about the
bassist.
via Stuff Hipsters Hate
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