Accents and knife fights

Peter Lee: I met these two girls in Korea with Australian accents. Me and my friend were ready to get in a knife fight over the single one.

me: Shut the front door, over an Australian Korean? She was that cute?

Peter Lee: Nah, it was just the Aussie accent. You don't dig dudes with accents?

me: Fuck yeah I do. I don't come to blows with my friends over them.

Peter Lee: So we both dug the same dude, then you'll bow out gracefully? We won't have to engage in the customary 12-round boxing match?

me: I guess it depends on the dude. I'll fuck your shit up, Peter Lee, if you try to steals my man.

Peter Lee: Watch yo back, V. Not making a threat, just saying. Shit might grow a knife in there some day

me: Psh.

Peter Lee: Fuck. I just realized if you get found with a knife in your back and fb digs up this convo, I'm fucked.