me: Why do white people like skinny dipping so much?
Justin: I don't know! I hate skinny dipping!
me: Have you ever been?
Justin: No! I don't want to get eaten by sharks! Or sea monsters! Because you always go skinny dipping at night and I don't like it when you can't see through the water. That's some scary shit right there. My friend used to live on a lake and we would go swimming at night and the seaweed would touch your feet!
me: It's not seaweed if you're in a lake.
Justin: Whatever! The weed that grows in the water! Green and slimy! That does not feel good. I no like!
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