OH YEAH THAT'S HOW WE ROLL

I mean, sure, we spent the next half hour debating between Cracker Barrel, IHOP, and or just buying the bacon. 

Pa: I want hash browns too! 

Me: We can buy the hashbrowns, Pa. 

Me: Oooh! How about we make breakfast at home and then go out for lunch? 

Pa: What are we going to have for lunch? I'm about to be like "fuck it" and go back to sleep.

Me: No! I already brushed my teeth and got dressed! 

Then:

Pa: If we see a movie before noon, then it's cheaper. 

Me: Well, what are we going to see? 

Pa: Hall Pass? Rango? 

Me: Meh. I haven't decided if I want to see that yet. I mean, it's a gecko wandering around the desert. 

Pa: So? I like Johnny Depp.