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Bates: What should I have for dinner?
me: Seared scallops over a grapefruit/arugula salad.
Bates: Pfft did you just pull that out of your ass?
me: Yes. Yes, I did.
Bates: Well, color me not surprised. You're like the physical manifestation of Epicurious.
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