Craig: Will you have dinner with us at Los Tios?
Craig: Will you come to Jamaica and shoot our wedding?
Eeeeeeee, I'm going to Jamaica in April!!
me: I'm going to Jamaica!
Justin: I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but...I kinda hate you. In the most loving way, of course.
me: I guess I should renew my passport.
Collins: Haha, lasagna...Lasagna = maaaybe.
me: Chef, may I have two days off in April so I can attend Craig's wedding?
Chef Armstrong: No, because you have to expedite at Eve for me.
Mark: I wanted to send you a video of Oprah giving away trips like a madwoman, but I found this. It is way better.