Cheese puns aren't as brill as fish puns. We say them anyway for the halibut.

[via gchat]
me: I was going to come home early but there's an art opening. Cheese, heyyyyy.
Pa: Gouda?
me: dunno. I like gouda.
Pa: ok, hope you have a gouda time. Don't brie too much.
me: oyyyy.
Pa: Make sure you don't Swiss anyone pahahaha.