me: I was talking to Rafael about the project...
Marzia: Who's Rafael again?
me: Brazilian dude who sits in front row.
Marzia: He's Brazilian? Like he grew up there?
me: I don't know, I know he speaks it fluently.
Marzia: Man, that's not fair. He has no accent. I say three words and people are like, "oh, where are you from?" Go to hell, peoples.