me: Look at this carrot I bought at the farmers market. (shows her the entwined carrot)
Russian Rachel: It's so scraggly! Like a tall, thin, Frenchman. He would wear pants that are rolled so you can see his skinny ankles. Cute.
Seems a shame to waste such pretty greens. I think I'll sauté them, they can't be THAT bitter. I've eaten mustard greens straight from the ground, I think I can handle some carrot tops. Not that Carrot Top though, he's crazy.