Friday, October 25, 2013

me: Something I'd never thought I'd say: this iceberg lettuce salad is pretty good.
Stephanie: Why, are you eating it with Ranch?
me: Man, my mind just shuddered.
Stephanie: What if that's your husband's favorite?
me: Imma go in the shower and cry whenever he has it.

True story. Ranch is disgusting.

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