Meekus: ZOMG first day in 3 weeks no game is scheduled. What will I do!?
me: no...no game?!
Meekus: No game!
me: what will I watch at 10 and 2? What will I watch at the gym!? FIFA, how you gon' cold turkey me like that?
Shuffle out of bedroom. Turn on ESPN. Long baleful glances. Turn on ESPN2. Wimbledon! Djokovic, yay! Federer, yay! Wait, they don't have ESPN2 at the gym. Shoot.