Yathrib: Right now I'm doing boot camp and softball. Once those end I'm gonna switch over to biking and tennis.
me: Cool. I'm down to doing those with you. We should go swimming sometime.
Yathrib: aah man I'm such a girl when it
comes to swimming like
nooo I don't wanna mess up my haiiirrrr. Whine whine yadda yadda.
me: Get a swim cap!
Yathrib: My siblings would clown on me
for sure if I tried to wear that thing on my head. Joe would probably roll over laughing. Even Phia would start cracking jokes.