What would an octopus with a monocle on a high wheel bicycle say?

Justin: I don't know but it would probably be in an English accent.

Sofia: What the fuck am I doing here? Maybe it should wear a vest and join a steam punk band.

Pa: ?
me: No, I'm not setting up a joke. I'm legitimately asking.

Meeks: Good day.

Bates: Nothing. Octopi don't ride bicycles.

Rachel S.: like hell you're not setting up a joke!
me: I'm doing a print!
Rachel S.: I suppose a dapper cephalopod on his morning ride?

Rachel N.: Hahahah! I have no idea. I am stumped.
me: haha ok thanks.
Rachel N.: You don't have an answer for me? Man, I'm going to think of this all night now.

Richard: I wish I had thumbs.